if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
(via accordingtotayy)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart
however, that’s also usually the one character that dies
i was just like “oh yay”
but then
“not so much yay”
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
(Source: jesuschristvevo, via alison-lynnson)
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
O
(Source: joggingdead, via chelseakashmere)
Miguel put the pussy on they sideburnzzzz.
HAHAHAHAHAAAA
(via chelseakashmere)
theinternetghostshavetakenover:
whoa
what omg
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on.
“What the hell are they talking abo- oh.”
What’s awesome about this is that when we read it, we each stressed a word. Without anything italicised. I stressed “never”.
(Source: mostlikelyloveyou, via accordingtotayy)
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
(via chelseakashmere)
